| 1. Jam minature marhsmellows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at once. |
2. Use your Master Card to pay tour Visa and vice-versa. |
3. Pop some popcorn without the lid on. |
4. When someone says "Have a nice day.", tell them you have other plans.
| 5. Make a list of things to do that you've already done.
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| 6. Dance naked in front of your pets. |
7. Put your toddler's cloths on backwards and send them off to pre-school as if nothing were wrong. |
8. Fill out your tax forms using Roman Numerals. |
9. Tape pictures of your boss to watermelons and launch them from high places. |
10. Leaf through a "National Geographic" and draw underwear on all the natives. |
| 11. Tatoo "Out to lunch" on your forehead. |
12. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day. |
13. Buy a subscription of "Sleezoid Weekly" and send it to your bosses wife. |
14. Pay your electric bill in pennies. |
15. Drive to work in reverse. |
| 16. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like. |
17. Tell your boss to "blow it out of your mule" and let him figure it out. |
18. Sit naked on a shelled hard boiled egg. |
19. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you. |
20. Read the dictionary upsied down and look for secret messages. |
| 21. Braid the hairs in each nostril. |
22. Write a short story with alpabet soup. |
23. Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail. |
24. Make up a langue and ask people for directions. |
